January 2009
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“Our Country! In her intercourse with foreign nations may she always be in the...”
– Stephen Decatur (Just because he’s from Illinois)
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pygmy elephants
The pygmy elephant is an elegant creature, weighing at about 5000 tons and consuming under 10 lbs a day. Throughout primative history the pygmy elephant has only been encountered twice, due to its ρίψη nature. As a pioneer of Obscure Arts, I have decided to create the sport “Elephas maximus borneensis juggling”.
Conceptually sound, one person starts off with two pygmy elephants,...